1. elysedc:

    The ultimate dad joke compilation

    (via penisvvrinkle)

     
  2. rogueavantgarde:

    vinegod:

    How to get out of saying the “L” word by Victory Brinker

    😂😭😭😂

    (via snorlaxatives)

     
     
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  4. (Source: manhood, via zackisontumblr)

     
  5. fuckinglovebrit:

    Classic Britney Spears faces

    17 Classic Britney Spears Faces That Will Make You Smile

    (via zackisontumblr)

     
  6. womanhouse:

    vacancyprojects:

    Kanye West going crazy to A-ha’s “Take On Me”

    I just watched this 15 times

    (Source: davidcho, via bitchesaloud)

     
     
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  9. (Source: hooddoggy, via bitchesaloud)

     
  10. officialtokyosan:

    benigoat:

    Press B to crouch.

    This is a sneaking mission.

    (via bitchesaloud)

     

  11. whatslifewithoutfandoms:

    tortillah:

    remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

    and london was smart

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    and maddie was dumb

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    and esteban was a woman

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    so basically they were their stereotypes

    (via 221bitssmallerontheoutside)

     
  12. Zac Efron
    Joseph Gordon Levitt
    Rashida Jones
    Nicolas Hoult
    George Clooney
    Taylor Swift
    Josh Peck
    Ke$ha
    Ryan Seacrest
    Megan Fox and Matthew Lewis

    heathers-rivera:

    there is always hope 

    not unless you have money

    (via zombieskillpeople)

     

  13. tschaikovsky:

    cakety-cake:

    jillyfishfillet:

    it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

    it’s 2014 why do girls think boys like the smell of overpowering fruity floral perfume

    It’s been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint. The china had never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called the Ship of Dreams. And it was. It really was.

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    (via bitchesaloud)

     
  14. xfullcanvasx:

    "fight me you bitch"

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via bitchesaloud)

     
  15. zombieskillpeople:

    drinkmasturbatecry:

    razzledazzy:

    netforce0:

    descartes-and-thosecartes:

    sensorydeprivationprincess:

    turboslime:

    Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

    Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

    There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

    But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

    High five, America!

    oh my god

    bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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    im crying

    OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

    "bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

    10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

    This is why tumblr matters.